The best place to write a paper is on the toilet..
so i woke up thinking it was going to super late… it’s only 11:30 -____-… for some reason i am missing my insomnia days.. i feel old falling asleep around 8:30pm smh
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
you are violet #EE82EE Your dominant hues are red and blue. You’re confident and like showing people new ideas. You play well with others and can be very influential if you want to be. Your saturation level is lower than average - You don’t stress out over things and don’t understand people who do. Finishing projects may sometimes be a challenge, but you schedule time as you see...
I cant wait for basketball wives tonight
my girl EVELYNNNNNNN
i feel like the people i follow on here on a daily basis, enjoy the majority of their post, agree with them on certain subjects… i want to get to know yall.. you should get to know me.. my ask is open :)))
Describe me in one word on anonymous.
deezyville: …or not.
BSU planning && Intern Applications && Bio...
I feel hyper as FUCK! Getting Shit DONE though!
Now, THESE questions are a little bit more...
A. Why my last relationship ended.
B. Favourite band.
C. Who I like and why I like them.
D. Hardest thing I’ve ever been through.
E. My best friend.
F. My favourite movie.
G. Sexual orientation.
H. Do I smoke/drink?
I. Have any tattoos or piercings?
J. What I want to be when I get older.
K. Relationship with my parents.
L. One of my insecurities.
M. Virgin or not?
N. Favourite place to shop at?
O. My eye colour.
P. Why I hate school.
Q. Relationship status as of right now.
R. Favourite song at the moment.
S. A random fact about myself.
T. Age I get mistaken for.
U. Where I want to be right now.
V. Last time I cried.
W. Concerts I’ve been to.
X. What would you do if (…)?
Y. Do you want to go to college.
Z. How are you?
God keep me and make me patient for the things you have in store for me
ITS VALENTINES DAY SO ASK ME AWKWARD QUESTIONS.
1. Who was your first kiss and what was it like?
2. Are you in a relationship? If so, are you happy?
3. Do you have a crush?
4. Who is your crush?
5. Are you a virgin?
6. What do you think of Valentine's Day?
7. Who is your Valentine?
8. Have you ever asked anyone out?
9. Who is your celebrity crush?
10. Has anyone ever asked you out and you turned them down?
11. Do you think anyone has a crush on you right now?
12. What is your favorite thing to do on Valentine's Day?
13. What's the best Valentine's Day that you've had so far?
14. What's your idea of a perfect date?
15. How do you know when you're in love?
16. Have you ever loved someone on a romantic level?
17. Do you prefer more or less clingy relationships?
18. Do you feel like you're loved on an everyday basis?
19. Are you usually the first person to make a move.
20. Have you ever asked someone out and they turned you down?
21. Do you feel like you're the dumpee or dumper most of the time?
22. What's your "type"?
23. What are some of your favorite physical characteristics for your crush to have?
24. Are you a hopeless romantic?
25. Do you think that you're a good kisser?
26. What's the farthest that you've ever gone?
27. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
28. Have you ever been someone's secret admirer?
29. Do you have romantic fantasies? If so, what are they like and who is in them?
30. What's something that always turns you on?
comeseeandconquer: the-psalmist: str8nochaser: geekscoutcookies: thealphagirl: zebablah: thefeeloffree: blame @luvvieig for murking my thug with this this kills me YES!! MS WHITNEY WAS FEELING THAT!! And Ms Kim took it to church! The way Whitney is jumping up and down in excitement reminds me so much of my mum :) wow. YAS My favorite tribute ever. I need Kim to render this...
5 Ways to Learn to Love Yourself
gimmethebowtietommy: 1. Pay attention to your self talk. Learn to talk to yourself in a positive and loving way. Many people talk negatively to themselves and keep saying statements like “I’m not good” “I’m will not achieve my goals.” “I’m depressed” among other statements. When you talk positively to yourself, you are programming your subconscious mind with positive images. Whatever you...
BYU Students on African Americans and Black History Month (I can’t find the words for this) You dont even know how MAD this got me.. and for the black people he did interview… im mad that they didnt even punch him in the face for being blackfaced.. smhhhh im done!
Me: God can I ask you a question?
Me: Promise you won't get mad
God: I promise
Me: Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do you mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late,
Me: My car took forever to start,
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait,
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call.....
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did you do that?
God: Let me see, the Death Angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that.
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrasses): Ok
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me.....in all things, the good & the bad.
Me: I will trust you
God: And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I love looking after my children......
#repost "For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways declares the Lord."- Isaiah 55: 8
& THANK GOD FOR THAT.
Reblogging again because I love this message.